Average person:
- But you eat fish, right? Fish is not an animal. - Fish is an animal you dumb fuck.
- OMG, how can you live without cheese? - I’m not vegan, only vegetarian ffs. Even if I am, there’s always awesome tofu and vegetable yellow cheese.
- That’s bad! You have to eat meat in order to live! How do you get vitamin B12 then? - Well, I’m alive, and my friends that are vegans over 10 years are alive and healthy too. And NO I don’t have any “memory” problem. If only animals can have B12, they have to get it somehow you stupid prick! Just like a human. You can find b12 in cornflakes, rice and even BEER. If you read somewhere that you can get B12 only by eating meat or drinking animal’s milk – its a lie.
Average dumb person:
- Really? Me too! But I eat chicken too, I love steak. Fish too! They are awesome and very healthy, can’t live without them. - No comment. (Hey, no comment is a comment too!)
- But you eat mushrooms, they are animals too! - No.
Average decent person:
- Do you eat eggs too? - Yes, occasionally.
- Why not vegan too? - I can’t quit yogurt, not yet :)
Average /b/tard:
- So, can’t lick a pussy?